This article was cobbled together after hearing lots of strange accents from Yorkshire, Glasgow Vienna Vienna and Algiers
His Holiness and Mr Belusconi were exchanged for someone who went back to his own country in North Africa , now that the famine is over. You can see that I am being quite observational in this contextualisation of the story. Basically, you have to imagine Kenneth Williams, Barbara Windsor, Charles Hawtrey and Bernard Cribbins arriving in Glasgow at the airport, at Glasgow Central and up the Clyde . They are there to meet Carstairs, who is in fact one of my students and now appears regularly on panel games and is regarded as a wit. To think he studied divinity …
Can you remember the signs on the buses in London and in the papers with the blazen: JGlasgow
I then went into a bar near Ibrox with my Rangers scarf on and said “Has Josie Ratzinger been in today?” And again I got a queer look. http://www.celticfc.net/
It turned out that these bars were inhabited by people called The Jags and another bunch called Raith Rovers. http://www.eastfife.org/
I was quite confused, but luckily Shareen and Mona at Pacific Key gave me some numbers, with the warning “For God’s sake, Obreption, don’t bring out your Islamic worry beads in a pub!” This saga is going to be set to music by that well-known Scottish composer Iain Mac Uindearr.
Nos da to our Welsh reader in Patagonia
This post needs expansion. You didn't mention the names of the football players, e.g. the green football team would usually employ people called Timmy, Michael, Danny, Joseph, Keith, Mario and Marek. Now we've got a lot of people called Ali, Hasan and Hussain playing in the team. With the blues, they used to have people from names like Billy, Donny, Alec, Murdo, Graham and now are being forced - because their native Scots are crap at football - to use foreigners like say Omar, Khalid, Hamat,Hosni and Mubarak. This could lead to further strife between the greens and the blues. In effect, Professor Obreption, there could be a massive storm of bigotry between the Sunni and Shia populations in authoritarian regimes such as football in Glasgow.
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ReplyDeleteThese matters should be referred to the Apostolic Visitation which was passed in Parliament last night. I understand that indulgences for Wembley will cost £400 + vat + handling fee. Perhaps you ought to put your concerns to the appropriate authority such as UEFA, FIFA and the SFA.